sob story

arrrrgh i've lost my frickin balls....and socks to put them in (anything for a cheap laugh )
i haven't seen them for 2 days!!! where have i left my balls? maybe someone else is playing with them and didn't tell me they'd borrowed them!

Oh to have my balls back again, have you seen my balls?

sorry for being an immature fool but hope it gave someone a smile cuz my old man was a comedian and i aspired to be just like him for years and years, decades maybe, anyway, i'll never forget his words to me as he lay there frail and, well, old:

"Jim (for that is my name!), if you were to go out onto that stage each night and during your set just made one person laugh, just one person in that whole audience"

He took a sip of water at this point to moisten those aged, chapped lips.

"You'd be a fucking crap comedian!"

hehehe good night folks i'll be here all weekend, enjoy the veal