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My name is Gerald ,I'm short fat and ordinarily ugly. Yup, not even extraordinarily ugly. I'm not extraordinary at all in fact.
But I'm nearly ordinary at spinning poi. I have designed some that retain tension even whilst spinning them on top of your bald patch.
can't dance, can't swim, do'n't have many friends and my grammar is appaling. SO is my spelling.
And I'm a compulsive liar. I'm actually a woman. But I used to be a man.
I think I prefered being a man. I'm going to stop writing now so I dont waste anymore of your time.
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so... I'm here, who cares?
Ummm.... welcome Gerald?!
I hope you cover that bald spot with UV paint from time to time.
Enjoy the site Elasta, whoever you are/were/will be
Chut
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Interesting introduction
Welcome to the site! :57
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hello there
are you sure your not a girl, im nearly sure i saw you wiggle....
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Hello Laura. :roll:
Gonna call you gerald from now on.
Unless it's another Elasta?!?
Then I would be confused. Or someone else has got your login
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Judgin by that fine booty, i'd definately say elasta's a girl :16
How you doing? Good to have you around, we've been waiting for ya.
Watch this one, she's trouble :55
She's also one of the best contact poiple i've seen. She taught me how to do some quite remarkable things.
See you in briz'ol,
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hiya not sure what else to say really i'm a bit confused. nice to meet you though. xx
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Damn you found me out.. was wondering how long that'd take!
:nutellafacesmiley:
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Um.... welcome to the site. I'm very confused right now?
can I know your favorite colour, maybe then I'd know what was going on here.
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Sorry, I really shouldn't post up outright lies.
My favourite colour is red.
My name is not Gerald it is Laura, I can swim, I can dance and I don't have a bald patch... yet.
I do poi, sticks badly, juggling badly and I'm very good at consuming nutella.
I like capoiera, acrobatics and currently can hardly put my poi down for a second. Current things I'm working on with poi: contact, wibbling, RHD inspired throws, 2+poi, tangly fun and involving more parts of my body or being upsidedown.
Have spun for about 3 years now, based in Bristol, but am moving to Graz, Austia for a year.
Trying to quell my compulsive lying tendancies.
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:53
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Woordd... :mrgreen:
Hi ^-^
I'm juggling very badly too. But I finally reached 4 catches in a row yesterday woopee!!!
Dang.. a major techy there!
Right on. The techiest thing I've got right now is a wibble with some foot stalling 6-steppers 
Amazing how bboying bleeds into poi...
Welp it's awesome to see you here Laura! Hoping to have the pleasure often repeated
Ta-ta!
-Poikid-